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"the day she was born, they rang the bells from sunrise to sunset"

Fuck you! Fuck you! And especially, fuck you!

captainbisexual:

it doesn’t matter how many “pretend to be dating” fics i read, i’m always fucking in it headfirst every time and i fall for that shit every time. i know the pattern i know the plot twists i know what’s gonna happen but every single fucking time i’m fucking on the edge of my seat wide-eyed whispering like “what’s gonna happen are they gonna fall in love” to myself like of course they are you fucking idiot this happens EVERY TIME but as soon as i see the description and it’s like “x person and x person pretend to do the dating” it’s eternal sunshine of the stupidest fucking mind over here

hoechlder:

Would you rather be a pack leader or a pack member? (x)

Your sister doesn’t like me.

Dylan O’Brien at Giffoni 

shikergoestosketchland:

i hate trees but i love her a lot ok bye

captain-snark:

"You made pasta?"

*dramatic zoom/pause*

"And meatballs"

"Did you take out the trash?"

*dramatic zoom*

"And the recycling"

"Derek this has to stop."

simnmonroe:

shameless meme: favourite female character

I’m not a tool so you don’t get to treat me like one.